In a world of strange desires, there’s a man, whose peculiar pleasure none can truly understand.
He finds delight in an act most discreet, urinating freely on submissive men, his own private feat.
Not in anger or disdain, he seeks his thrill, but in solitude, atop a quiet Phil or Bill or maybe even a Lil.
A hundred words can’t fathom his intent, as nature’s call, for him, is heaven-sent.
Beneath the moon’s soft, shimmering glow, he finds solace where the yellow river flows.
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