In a world of feet, where laughter’s sweet.
There lived a gay foot slave with quite a peculiar fetish for feet.
Not his own, you see, but others he adored.
For feet, to him, were treasures to be explored.
He wasn’t a poet, this man, you’ll find.
But his passion for feet, oh, it was one of a kind.
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