In a land of laughter and pee, There lived a guy, as strong as can be. His muscles bulged, his biceps popped, When he flexed, jaws dropped, oh my, oh my!
Our hero is just what you’d expect, You see, he has quite an effect. He struts his stuff, oh so proud, But it wasn’t just the ladies who cheered out loud while I jerk off with strangers.
With looks that are dangerous. It was the men who swooned and sighed, At the sight of his muscles and jazz, oh so juicy and shoulders wide. They’d gather ’round, hooting with glee,
As he flexed his pecs with perfection you can see. “Flex for us, oh hunky sir!”
They’d shout and plead, with eyes all astir. He’d strike a pose, muscles taut and tight,
And the men would laugh with pure delight. In a world of expectations, he broke the mold, His charisma and charm, worth more than gold.
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